Saturday, June 13, 2009

Chapter 1: Add Request.


Sarle muda ma dashait el email eli msaweta makhsous 7ag ahali, you know mu 7elwa a7i6 nickname w personal messages 7ub a7is qelat e7teram lehum. Khalait email ahali 7ag ordering online w ashya'a rasmeya. Mu wayd nas know it bel ketheer 20 people.

Kent ga3da fel bait. Uff malal maku shay asaweh! Ma buga ghneya ma sema3t'ha, ma buga 7alqa ma taba3t'ha zahaagt ! Gelt khal ayeeb my laptop achayek mino dash MSN wate6amash wasoulef. Dashait email eli fe my friends, wela agoul min ziman ma dashait mal my family. Gelt yalla shwaray khandesha. Awal ma dash online, wela ye6la3li a pop-up " Hamad added you to his/her contact list ". Meno hal 7amad ;s Insedaaamt ! Ma7ad e3aref hal email ghair ahali w agrab refejati w m7md. Sawait accept 3ashan a3aref meno w shyaabi bethab6.
Marat sa3a, sa3tain, sa3aat w hal 7amad ma dash online.
Ran talafooni " ela ela hathi latza3lounaha el3azeeza 3endi et3arfounaha ;* "

Incoming Call
Mama;*

Radait: alooo
Mama: Haa lulu 7abeebti
Me: Hala yuma shlounich?
Mama: Ibkhair, lwailo tezahebay ana el7een bayee amurich wenrou7 enta3asha bara.
Me: Yalla okay, tamreen 3ala shay thaani?
Mama: La 7abeebti salamtech yala omi bye.

Sakaita men umi. La 7awlela jad mu ebkha6re a6la3 bs ma7eb ared le omi 6alab ;*. Lebast a simple dress that I got men Weekend MaxMara w pumps w my Louis Vuitton Neverfall bag.
After half an hour umi 3endi, nezalt rekabt el car. Shebakt MSN men my BlackBerry, bs dashait email my family. Umi tsoulef w ana sar7ana bs afaker eb hal 7amad;$ .. Wesalna Lenotre, ga3adna w we ordered the usual " Grilled Baby Chicken with Avocado ". 6oul el wagt umi tgouli shfeech tesre7een, wana bs agoul wala shay mama.
Khalasna w galat " meshtaya caramalized creme broule " kalaina w 3ugub ma mama paid gemna, kelshway a6ali3 my phone umi 7asat, galatli tabeen nred el bait shakla ma wedich nkamel el 6al3a. Ma adri shloun gelt ee ;s.
Radaina el bait I got into my PJs w jabalt el laptop. Faja'a yatni fekra, khanadish Facebook wasawi 7ag emaila search, w I did. 6ala3li Hamad AlFlani. Hal guy actually exsists! Eff amout wa3aref men hatha ! I clicked on View Friends wela wa7ed men rab3a ye3aref m7md! Ou m7md kan y3aref email ahali. Tenarfazt! La2 mu men 9eja em6areshli wa7ed men elshabab! Dagait 3alaih m3a9ba.

M7md: Alo
Me: Ma teste7y 3ala wayhek ent
M7md: Shfeech Lulu?
Me: Tsawe rou7ek ma tadri?
M7md: Latekalemain chethy fahmeeni sh9ayer !!
Me: Wa7ed esma 7amad sawali add 3ala emaili mal el family w sheft rab3a w 6ala3 s3oud refejek e3arfa, 3abalek ana thoula t6areshli nas men 6arafek w 3abalek I won't find out?
M7md: Ana ma 6arasht a7ad lech el7een as2al s3aiwed w adeg.

5 minutes wela talefooni yeren, m7md ga3id yedeg.

Me: Hmm
M7md: Sa2alt s3aiwed hatha refeej okho el3oud
Me: Aha okay sorry
M7md: Bye ( chan yeseda bwayhe malouma kalaita begshoura ;p )

Makan fe shay asawi fa gemt at3abath w dashait my oldest email wela ham 7amad msaweeli add ! Haw ! Mu gadra a9adeg !!! SHYABE HATHAAA !
Gemt re7t 7ag umi chan agoulaha " mama fe wa7ed esma 7amad sawali add 3ala email el family w emaili el qadeem eli madisha bs ma sawa add 7ag eli feeh rab3i " chan tgouli " deeray ballich wetha 9ar ayshay ta3alay w gouleli " geltlaha " enshalla " w gemt 3ashan anaam. Ga3adt afaker feeh laaain nemt.

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